hindhi jokes

Ladka Ladki Hindi Joke 
Moti ladki bade mein du ladka bat kar rahi hai 

1st ladka:Uski weight key hoga? 

2nd ladka: uski ek pas ki weight jodi 24 kg, to uski dono ki weight 48 kg, plus karo skeletan ki weight. 

I Love You Hindi Joke 
Ladka ek ladki se offer kart waqt 

Ladka: I love you. 

Ladki: kayse ab soch lia class four ki ek ladki khali hai. 

Ladka Ladki Joke 
Ek ladka ko kuch log nangto kia aur uski land ke picture akaye aur bola jao 

Uha ek ladki betha hai uski kach se attested karke le ao. 

Ladka gaya:pls attested ki dijie. 

Ladki: maine original copy ke bina attested nahi karungi. 

Ladka Ladki Hindi Jokes are funny Hindi Jokes about boys and girls giving timing replies.

Comedy Hindi Joke 
Ladki ki baba: to tum meri jamai hona chahte ho? 

Ladka: thik aysa nahi hai. Ye chara meri aur koi rasta nahi tha,iss lyee.

 

Funny and Hilarious Hindi Joke 
Ladka:maine tumhare boyfriend banna chahta hu,tumhara koi apatti hai? 

Ladki:are keyaa bolti ho. Tum to bohot funny ho.iss liee tum mere bohot assa friend ho. Mere boyfriend Sakib ye sunega to bohot moja payega. 

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Ladki ke bap:Nargis tum laut aao,tumhare maa bahut bemar hai. 

Ladke ki pati:Nargis tum kabhi nahi laut aana,tumko le ane par baba ki ye chal hai.

Funny Guru Jokes 
Ladka: wo sab samay uski cousin ke saath miste hai. 

Guru: aap uske doubt karte hai? 

Ladka: hu maine karti hu. 

Guru: toh thik kia, cousin ke sath milna to doubt ki hi baat hai. 



Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai 

Guru: keya aap raji  ho gaya? 

Ladki:ha, maine sahas kar ke gaya. 

Guru: toh thik kia,payar ki tan bol kar ek bat hay. 



Ladki: wo ekdin mujhe uski flat pe jane ki kehta hai 

Guru: keya aap raji  ho gaya? 

Ladki:koi prosno nahi ata 

Guru: thik, ajkal desh ki ja obostha. Iss tarah ki ladke ki koi biswas nahi hai

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High Class Insult . . . 

Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho. 

Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere pass Bhes Q khadi Hai

 

 

Funny husband Wife Hindi Joke 
Patni:-sharab peen eke baad kya tumhe mera naam bhi yaad nahin rehta? 
Pati:-pee lene ke baad to main har gam bhool jata hoon,meri jaan. 

Nai nai car chalana sikhi biwi:aaj hum car se jaenge aur car main chalaungi. 
Pati:-kon nahin,jaenge car main aur aaenge akhbaar main. 

Pati patni College Joke 
     Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai? 
    Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi. 

Pati patni Sms Joke 
Patni:- main tumse jo kuch bhi kahti hu tum ek kaan se sunkar doosre se nikaal dete ho. 
Pati:-aur main tumse kuch bhi kahta hu to tum dono kaan se sunkar muh se nikaal deti ho. 

Funny Pati patni Joke 
Pati:-main jeevan main aaj jo kuch bhi bana hoon,apne aap bana hoon. 
Patni:-lo, main aaj tak bekar hi bhagwaan ko kosti rahi. 

Pati patni Sms 
Patni:-kyon jab main moti hojaaungi,tab bhi tum mujhe aise hi pyaar karoge? 
Pati:-bilkul nahin, maine sirf such dukh main saath dene ka vaada kiya tha. 

Pati Patni Joke 
patni : suno ji, bus me aapko logo neitna kyon mara? 
pati : Are mera ek photo bus main ek aurt ke pair ke niche gir gaya tha aur mene kaha 
madam zara saree uper kijiye photo lena hai…. 

Hindi Joke about Husband Wife 
Pati:-aaj main sabha pati banunga. 
Patni:-khabardaar jo aap mere alawa kisi aur ke pati bane. 

Pati patni Hindi Joke 
pati: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan kahin chhupa kar rakh do, padosi aa rahe hain. 
patni: Kyonji ! kya Aapke dost chura lenge? 
pati: are Nahin, who apna saaman pehchaan lenge. 

Hindi Husband Wife Joke 
patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. 
pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho. 
patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon! 
pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon 

Cute wife joke 
     patni: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?” 
pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.” 

Funny husband Wife Sms 
Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. 
pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai. 

Funny Cute wife sms Joke 
Pati :- main tumhare saath kuch bhi share kar sakta hu. 
Patni:-chalo phir bank account se start karte hain. 

Funny Wife Sms 
Pati:-mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega. 
Patni:- tumhe kisne keh diya, ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon. 

Husbands joke on marriage 
Patni:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi. 
Pati:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga. 

Funny relationship Hindi Joke 
Patni:- main tumhare bina mar jaaungi. 
Pati:-main bhi mar jaaunga. Itni khushi main bardasht nahin kar paaunga. 

Husband wife joke 
Pati:-mani abhi saree ka fanda banakar faansi laga loonga. 
Patni:-kya gajab karte ho,nai saree hai. 

Funny teasing joke 
Pati:-jab bhi main is talwaar ko dekhta hoon to mujhe ladai per jaane ka mann karta hai. 
Patni:-to phir jaate kyon nahin? 
Pati:-phir unki tooti hui taang yaad aa jaati hai. 

Husband wife joke in Hindi 
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, 
Wife – kesa lag raha he ji? 
Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho. 

Pati Patni Hindi Joke 
Ek makeup sacheton lady ne mritu kaal par uski pati se daka. 
Pati:bolo tumhara antim issa keya hai? 
Patni:mere marne ke bad meri sundar tasbir akhbar pe chapne par mere age math  likhna. 
Pati:kiun? 
Patni:kiun ki log ye jan jayega ke meine budhi ho gaya tha. 

----------------------------- ------------------------------ Marriage Joke Hindi 
Husband:  Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey na ? 

Husband:  Pagal ka kya hai, o kuch bhi kar sakta hai 

Cat and Wife Joke 
Santa banta  Se Puchha Ki-Tum agli  Janam Me Kya Ban’na chaho gi? 

banta-” A Billi” 
Why? 

Because  Meri Wife Sirf billi Se Hi Darti Hai 

Marriage Joke in Hindi 
kya larki thi... 
Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, 
Wah! kya larki thi. 

Bibi: Akeli he aai hogi? 

Shohar: Tumko kese pata: 

Bibi: Uska husband mere khuab main 
tha. 


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