NEW JOKES

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Hindi Shayari 
Chand ki chandani, 
Basant ki bahar. 
Phoolo ki khushbu, 
Apno ka pyar. 
Mubarak ho aapko Navratri ka 'TYOHAR' JAI MATA DI 

Romantic Hindi Shayari 
Kuch Rishte Anjane Me Ban Jate He 
Pehle Dil Se Fir Zindgi Se Jud Jate He 
Kehte Hai Us Daur Ko Dosti 
Jisme Anjane Na Jane Kab Apne Ban Jate hai. 


Hum apne aap per gurur nahi karte, 
kisi ko kuch bhi karne per majboor nahi karte, 
magar jisne ek bar apna kah diya hame, 
marte dum tk use dil se door nhI krte.Gn 

Romantic Hindi Shayari 
Chale aao hum AAPKO Yaad karte H, 
ye wo gunah h JO hum bar-bar karte He, 
jala k DIL ME hasrato k Chirag App ka, 
or aapke msg ka intezar krte hai. 

Romantic Hindi Shayari 
Khuda jaane ye husn waale chashma kyon lagate hain, 
Inhone kiya hai kya aisa jo ye aankhe churate hain. 

Aankho main bhar loge to kante se chubhenge, 
Ye ashk to palkon per sajane ke liye hain. 


Agar ho waqt to ek mulakat kijiyega, 
Dil kuch kahena chahe to kuch bbat kijiyega, 
Yu to muskil he fursat nikalna, 
Par 1 lamha miljaye to hame yaad kijiyega…!! 

Sath chutne se rishte nahi tuta karte, 
Waqt ki dundh se lamhe nahi tuta karte, 
Log kehte hai mera sapna tut gaya, 
Tutati need hai sapne nahi tuta karte…!! 

Dard hota nahi duniya ko batane ke liye, 
Har koi rota nahi ansu bahane ke liye, 
Ruthne ka maja to tab hai, 
Jab koi apna ho manane ke liye…..!!!! 

Aap par kurban meri yaari hai, 
Haskar mar jau iski bhi taiyari hai, 
Ye silsila na khatam ho apni yari ka, 
Kyu ki maine aap ko yaad kiya hai, 
Ab aap ki bari hai,,,!! 

Sabse accha mera yaar hai, 
Uski har shayri me kitna pyar hai, 
Agar na aaye uska sms ek bhi din, 
To uska mobile rakhna hi bekaar hai….! 

Yaar tum bhi ajeeb ho, 
Mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho, 
Na milte ho, na sms karte ho, 
Kya tum mujhse bhi jyada garib ho..!! 

Muskaan aap ke phone se milti hai, 
Dilo ko rahat aapke miss call se milti hai, 
Ye silsila bandh mat hone dena, 
Kyu ki ye dhadkan aapke sms se chalti hai.! 

Kashti behti hai kinare ki talash me, 
Log milte hai pyaar ki aas me, 
Hum roz milte nahi aapse , 
Magar kuch waqt jarur bitate hai, 
Aap ki yaad me! 

Love Quotes in Hindi 
Apni ZINDAGI se kuch pal dedo muje. 
Aaj na sahi apna KAL dedo muje. 
KHUSHI do ya na do MARJI tumhari. 
Apke kisi GOOD LOOKING FRIEND ka Number dedo mujhe.... 

Ek Lamha Jo Satata Hai, 
Na Jane Ye DiL Kya Chahta Hai, 
Kash Aap Hote Humare Nazaron Ke Samne, 
Par Na Jane Kyu Ye Kash! 
Kash Hi Reh Jata... 

Zindagi aapko kabhi hasaati hogi, 
kabhi @ rulati hogi, 
yaad kar ta hai har pal 
koi aa pko is raftaar bhri@ zindagi me 
ek hichki to roz aati hogi, 



Tham lena mera hath, 
kabhi piche jo chhut jau. 
Mana lena mujhe jo tumse kabi ruth jau, 
Mana mai nasamjh hu, 
par wo tara hu jo aapki har arzu k liye tut jau. 


Aansu tumhare ho aankhe meri ho, 
Dil tumhara ho dhadkan meri ho, 
Khuda kare hum dono ka pyar aisa hi ho…!! 


Tanhai me muskurana ishq hai, 
Ek baat ko sab se chuppana ishq hai, 
U to need nahi aati hai raat ko, 
U to need se jaag jana ishq hai…..!! 

Yaad Hum Bhi Aapko Karte Hai, 
Yaad Aap Bhi Hame Karte Hai, 
Fark Itna Hai Hum Yaad Ane Par Sms Karte Hai 
Aur Aap Sms Ane Par Yaad Karte Hai... 

Romance, Love and Pyar 
Har pal me pyar hai, har lamhe me khushi hai, 
Kho do to yade, jee lo to zindagi ! 


Bujh chukka hai tumhare husn ka hukka, 
Wo to hum jo gudgudaye jate hai ! 

Duriyo kin a parvah kijiye, 
Jab dil pukare bula lijiye, 
Hum jyada dur nahi aap se, 
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye! 


Hoti nahi mohabbat surat se, 
Mohabbat to dil se hoti hai, 
Surat unki khud hi pyari lagti hai, 
Kadr jinki dil me hoti hai ! 

Hum tere pyar me ye yaar waha tak pahuche, 
Jaha ye bhool gaye hum, ki kaha tak pahuche ! 

Teri muskan hamari kamjori, 
Keh na pana hamari majboori, 
Tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko, 
Kya khamoshi ko juba dena jaruri hai ? 


Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, 
Ankho ko tumhari kya hasai khwab du, 
Koi accha sa phool hota to mali se magwata, 
Jo khud gulab hai, use kya gulab du ! 


Koi he jo duaa karata he, 
apno me hame bhi gina karta he, 
bahut khushnasib samajhte he khud ko hum, 
jab door rehkar bhi koi hame yaad kiya karta he 



Ye khuda aaj nazaro ko kuch aisa dikha de, 
Jaha dekhu bas vahi dikhai de, 
Kash aisi meharbaniya ho jaye aaj hawa me, 
Ki usko pukaru aur sirf usko sunaide…!! 


mohabbat kisi se is tarah nibha lo. 
Ki uske dil ke sare gum chura lo. 
Itna asar chhod do kisi pe chhahat ka, 
Ki upparwala bhi aakar bole mujhe apna bana Lo. 


Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai, 
Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai, 
Rula Ke Jo Manale Wo Sachcha Yaar Hai, 
Aur Jo Rula Ke Khud Bhi Aansu Bahaye Wo Aapka Pyaar Hai.. 

Love and Pyar Shayari in Hindi 
Tujko jis roz se dekha usi din se deewana hu, 
Kum se kum aajmakar to dekh, 
Main haqiqat hu ya afsana…!! 

Jawab teri shyari ke, denge hum shayari se, 
Naam tera likh baithe hai, apne dil ki diary mein…! 

Kastiya unhi ki dubti hai, jinke imaan dagmagate hai, 
Jinke dil me neki hoti hai, wo hardam jhumte gaate hai…! 


Yaado me chahe na rakho hame, 
Maan me hum bas jayege, 
Tamana ho agar milne ki to hath rakhna dil par, 
“DHADKAN” me hum mil jaye ge…! 

Wo dil hi kya jo milne ki dua na kare, 
Tujhe bhool kar jiya khuda na kare, 
Rahegi hamari dosti zindagi bhar tak, 
Ye baat aur hai ki zindagi wafa kare ya na kare 


Din me chand sitare ache nahi lagte, 
Ab duniya ke nazare acche nahi lagte, 
Koi aap ke papa mummy se kahe de, 
Ki ab aap kuware acche nahi lagte…!! 

Wo chand hai magar aap se pyaara nahi, 
Shama ke bin parwane ka gujara nahi, 
Is dil ne suni ek pyari si aawaz, 
Kahi aap ne hame pukara to nahi……! 


Aap ke aane se zindagi kitni khoobsurat hai, 
Dil me basi aap ki hi surat hai, 
Door jaana nahi hamse, 
hume har kadam par aap ki jarurat hai.! 


Wo rishta kya jisko nibhana pade, 
Wo pyar kya jisko jata na pade, 
Pyar to ek khamosh ehsas hai, 
Wo ehsaas kya jisko lafzo main batana pade! 

Ishq hi karma agar, nada tujhe manjur hai, 
Ishq kar us noor se, jis noor ka ye noor hai ! 


Mohabbat ki shama jala ke to dekho,(romantic) 
Zara dil ki duniya saja ke to dekho, 
Tumhe ho na jaye mohabbat to kehna, 
Zara humse nazare mila ke to dekho 

 

omedy Premi and Premika Joke 
Premi:-tum pyaar ko chunogi ya paise ko? 
Premika:-paise wale pyaar ko. 

Hindi Premi and Premika Joke 
Premika:-tum to bas kaam main lage rahte ho.tumhe meri koi parwaah nahin. 
Premi:-sach keh rahi ho.pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahin karte 

Comedy Premi and Premika Joke in Hindi 
Premi:-darling,aaj aisi koi romantic baat karo jisse mere pair zameen per na rahe. 
Premika:-to aap faansi kyon nahin laga lete? 

Premi and Premika Joke 
premi apni premika ke liye phhol lekar aaya 
premika :-mujhe ye phool nahin koi sone ki cheez chahiye. 
premi:- ye lo takiya so jaao. 

Premi and Premika Jokes in Hindi 
Premi apni premika ke liye phhol lekar aaya 
premika :-mujhe ye phool nahin koi sone ki cheez chahiye. 
premi:- ye lo takiya so jaao. 

 

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